“Here’s my pledge to you. I will stand by Vic Berger, a man of integrity. Vic is a man who speaks his mind and minds his…[Pause.] manners. And I say it’s about time we raise our proverbial airhorns and make a joyful sound for Vic! Airhorns of, say, about 4 or 5 inches, airhorns that are easy to hide from your father and which have a surprisingly loud sound given their small size! So blow your horns, America! Blow ‘em for Vic! [Screaming, sweating:] Airhorns for Vic! Airhorns for America!