Nothing Is Real Embroidered Black Dad Hat

Regular price $28.00

We are all living in the fever dream of an absent god, but that’s no excuse not to look like a lil’ cutie. Featuring black stitching on a black background, this cap’s message is subtle enough to allow only those you want closest to you to learn the truth before the slumbering god awakens to scream-whisper its swan song as our current reality cracks and crumbles into the gaping maw of Nothing!!! It also features an adjustable strap closure.